By Shmoo | Saturday, March 4th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I am a winter Texan from Victoria BC Canada. I must admit that one of the most frustating things about being Canadian is having all those American news channels which update me on American politics but being a Canadian I can’t vote or do anything. There are times when I want to pull Tucker Carlson’s bowtie about two feet out from his neck and then let go. Then smile and say

HI Tucker. I’m Canadian.
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Editor’s Note: For scintillating wit and wisdom from the north country, read The Schmoo Report.
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