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When is @#$% Acceptable?

 

There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word
has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”

– Capt. E.J. Smith of HRMS Titanic, 1912

 

10. “What the @#$% was that?”

– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”

– Custer, 1877

 

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”

– Einstein, 1938

 

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”

– Picasso, 1926

 

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”

– Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

– Michelangelo, 1566

 

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”

– Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”

– Noah, 4314 BC

 

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”

– Bill Clinton, 1998

 

and a drum roll please…………!

 

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @#$%ing mad.”

– Saddam Hussein, 2003

 

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